Don't Press the Red Button You Moron

This may not be the first Red Button App out for the iPhone but it is unequivocally the most feature-rich, useful and fun. And for the total, all-in cost -- including tax -- of FREE, why not try it out for yourself and find out why people everywhere are raving about "Dont Press the Red Button You Moron":

- "Wow"
- "Crazy good"
- "It sent shivers down my spine"
- "Funny, funny, funny"
- "A bit loud and annoying, but worth the download"

Hey, Google wasnt first but its the best and thats the same strategy that we have taken with "Dont Press the Red Button You Moron." You get dozens of loud and obnoxious sounds all optimized to make you sorry you ever even considered pressing The Red Button. Sounds include:

- Sirens
- Alien Alarms
- Horrific Warning Alerts
- Screams
- Groans
- Crying
- Annoying Nags

You have lots of choices in the Red Button category of Apps, but there is only one "Dont Press the Red Button You Moron." Dont be fooled by imitations. You have found the original, just download it and see for yourself!

*** We will be adding loud and annoying sounds each week and all new sounds will be absolutely FREE to all users who downloaded this original "Dont Press the Red Button You Moron" App for FREE!